There are many lists of weird things parents have said to their parents, but I haven’t seen a list of weird things parents have said to their adult kids.
This isn’t a restaurant. You can’t just come in here and eat that you want.
My ex-girlfriend’s dad said to her once. Well, it’s true, the kitchen is not a restaurant. However, restaurants have specific opening hours…unless it’s Denny’s.
If you’re not working a 9-5 job, then you’re working a fake job.
That would explain why my friend was paid in monopoly money.
If you won’t get shave, you can take the bus to work from now on.
This isn’t funny.This is just fucking nuts. I wouldn’t even talk to kid like that. By the way, the fictional character to your left is actually 43 as of 2018. But when Larry hits 50, his father will still tell him what to do.
You’re not suppose to put stuff in your side pockets.
You just can’t make this shit up.