It’s Valentine’s Day. Instead of being out with a woman, I’m in front of a computer. It seems like my only two options is to be single for the rest of my life or settle for a woman who won’t make my heart flutter. Because of this, I’m going to ruin your Valentine’s Day by listing off Anti-Valentine’s Day songs.
Love Stinks by J Geils Band
Admit it, this is the first song that popped into your mind when you think of Anti-Valentine’s Day songs.
Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac
This should be the official anthem for MGTOW (Men Go Their Own Way) movement. Get it? You can go your own way.
All Women Are Crazy by Aurelio Voltaire
If you want ruin your chances of meeting a woman and you want to be labeled a misogynist for the rest of your life, then this song is for you.
I Don’t Need a Man by Pussycat Dolls
If you want to ruin your chances of ever meeting a man, then this song is for you.
Not Capable of Love by The Ataris
Hey, emo kid, the 2000’s called, they want their music back.
Never Gonna Give You Up By Rick Astley
I added this song here because this blog post is depressing. Plus, I have an excuse to Rick roll people.