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Due to massive public outcry, as of March 21st, 2020, Canada will have a real life Purge.

However, due to copyright laws, the Canadian government is calling it The Catharsis.

“This is great!” Alex Moody said. “On that day, I can smoke as much weed as I want.”

Michael Crane, an author residing in St. John’s, NL is excited for the first annual Catharsis as well.

“Because of these hate speech laws, I can get charged for a hate crime just for saying things such as there are only two genders, and it’s okay to be white,” Crane said. “Thanks to the upcoming Catharsis, I have 12 hours a year to say what I want without any consequences.”

The Catharsis will have the following rules.

  • The Catharsis will go from March 21st at 7:00pm until March 22nd at 7:00am for each time zone.
  • During The Catharsis, the government will suspend all emergency services.
  • During The Catharsis, the government will close all borders.
  • Do not use explosives during The Catharsis.
  • Do not attack high ranking government officials.
  • Do not destroy any government drones.
  • All other crime, including hate speech will be legal.

FAQs

How will anybody know if I’ve committed a crime during The Catharsis?

Security cameras and hover drones will be active during The Catharsis. Also, after The Catharsis, the police will investigate each crime to determine what time a crime was committed.

Isn’t that a waste of tax payer’s money?

Yes. Yes, it is.

What happens if I violate any rules of The Catharsis?

The police may arrest you sometime after The Catharsis.

Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of The Catharsis?

No, it doesn’t.

If I kill my boss, can I still get fired from my job.

Yes.

What if I’m in one province during The Catharsis, and I kill somebody who’s in the province next to me where The Catharsis has either ended or hasn’t started yet? Will I be charged for murder?

What are the odds of that happening?

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