Eagle Caught Peeing in a Lake No ratings yet.

Christian Sasse took a photo of a bald eagle. It looks like the eagle is urinating. However, the eagle told TowniePlace, “it wasn’t me. I drink out of that lake.” It turns out, it was a geoduck clams that was taking a piss. Geoduck clams, which look almost like deformed penises, are the largest burrowing […]
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Jimmy Kimmel Finds Dildo Newfoundland No ratings yet.

It took Jimmy Kimmel 51 years to find out that there’s a town in Newfoundland and Labrador called Dildo. Newfoundland and Labrador has towns with other funny names such as Come By Chance, Joe Bat’s Arm, Conception Bay South, and Conception Bay North. Here’s another segment of Jimmy Kimmel Live about the town. Jimmy Kimmel […]
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Woman Invents Anti-Man Spreading Chair No ratings yet.

DISCLAIMER: This news story is full of sarcasm and hyperbole. However, it’s sadly an actual news story. Just to be clear, I’m making fun of it. Sexism towards men is not sexism, because men dominate the world. One way that men show dominance is by manspreading. But what it manspreading? Manspreading refers to the practice […]
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