Is Your Internet, Phone, or Cable Down? No ratings yet.

Is your internet, phone, and cable service down? If you’re reading this, than that must mean your internet service isn’t down, unless you’re using public Wi-Fi or a data plan. But if your internet, phone, or cable is down, you might want to read this article. Once in a while, people all across Newfoundland have […]
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Science says Liberals and Conservatives Are Equally Stupid No ratings yet.

It turns out that liberals and conservatives are equally stupid. A political-science journal that published a study claiming liberals were more likely to show traits associated with “being stupid” now say they were wrong. The American Journal of Political Science published a correction this year, saying that the 2012 paper has “an error” — and […]
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You Can’t Make a Living Blogging No ratings yet.

It’s just not realistic.   I originally posted this comic at Townie Place Media. Please rate this Sample rating item Favorite
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Woman Was Raped By Her Boyfriend’s Farts 5/5 (1)

If you don’t like my articles, then this one’s really going to stink. What’s the one thing we try not to do in public out of fear of embarrassment? It’s something that happens naturally and it causes a bad odor. The answer is farting. There’s no delicate way to say, so I’m just gonna let […]
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Breaking News: Betty White Is Still Alive No ratings yet.

TowniePlace.ca is happy to announce that Betty White is still alive. Nothing happened to her that we’re aware of, we’re just happy that she’s still alive at the age of 97. How did Betty White stay alive for 97 years? That’s a question people have wondered for  years. We finally know the answer. Betty White […]
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Captain Marvel Is the First Ever Female Superhero Movie 1/5 (1)

The Marvel Cinematic Universe made history with Captain Marvel. It’s the first movie ever to feature a female superhero, according to social justice warriors. Most of the human population kept pointing out that movies that featured female superheros have existed long before Captain Marvel. Some examples include Supergirl (released in 1984) and Wonder Woman (released […]
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Captain Marvel Isn’t For Anybody Says WWE Superstar No ratings yet.

Captain Marvel is the most politically charged movie in human history, especially when it comes to social justice. Ironically, the movie itself has very little to do with social justice. After Brie Larson said that Captain Marvel isn’t for cisgender straight white men, several so-called feminists echoed her statement. “Captain Marvel isn’t for cisgender straight […]
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Facebook Will Shut Down for Three Days as a Form of Protest No ratings yet.

For years, Facebook has deleted thousands of pages and they’ve locked up thousands of people in Facebook jail, because social justice warriors pressured Facebook to censor content they personally find offensive, which is pretty much everything. Facebook has lost millions of dollars because of such censorship. For that reason, Facebook will shut down for three […]
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#BellLetsTalk Comic: The Hypocrites No ratings yet.

This blog is suppose to be a satire. But I made this comic out of rage. I haven’t been diagnosed with mental illness because Newfoundland and Labrador’s healthcare system is a failure. I created this blog and I’m writing stories as a form of therapy. I also exercise as well. Please rate this Sample rating […]
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The United Nations have come up with a new way to prevent world war 3 and to help the world economy No ratings yet.

Fears of a third world war are at an all time high. The good news is that the United Nations have come up with a new way to prevent World War 3 from happening. It’s called the International Conflict Resolution Act. Whenever nations have a conflict, there will be three levels to resolve the conflict. […]
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