The Purge Will Be a Real Thing in Canada No ratings yet.

Due to massive public outcry, as of March 21st, 2020, Canada will have a real life Purge. However, due to copyright laws, the Canadian government is calling it The Catharsis. “This is great!” Alex Moody said. “On that day, I can smoke as much weed as I want.” Michael Crane, an author residing in St. […]
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Social Justice Warriors Are Full of Shit, Says Researchers No ratings yet.

Social justice is being used as a tool of “oppression,” according to a team of Canadian researchers. Meanwhile, conservative media teaches students that social justice warriors are full of shit, professors from three Canadian universities said in a presentation this week at the Congress of the Humanities and Social Sciences in Vancouver. “When students think […]
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Why Has The World Economy Gone to Hell. No ratings yet.

The world economy has slowed down greatly over the past few decades. Because every country in the world owes the Devil over three trillion dollars in debt.  In other words, our economy has literally gone to Hell.  Back in the 1930’s, countries all over the world borrowed money from Lucifer to get out of the […]
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It’s a Slow News Day No ratings yet.

It’s a slow news day here at TowniePlace.ca. It’s so slow, that I’m writing this article to mention that it’s a slow news day. There’s so much going on in the world, but there’s nothing I really I feel like talking about. I’m actually having a good day. Please rate this Sample rating item Favorite
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“Illegal Aliens Are Taking Our Jobs,” Says Some People No ratings yet.

Many years ago, on the planet of Oberon, a war broke between the countries of Libertas and Kratos. When the war ended, the governments of Oberon created the International Conflict Resolution Act. However, people still fled Oberon because political tensions  around the whole planet were rising. Most of the people came to Earth illegally, making […]
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The Transgender Agenda Revealed No ratings yet.

TowniePlace.ca has uncovered the transgender agenda, also known as the transgenda. We’ve hired a private detective to infiltrate the transgender community. Our P.I took a picture of the shocking agenda. Please rate this Sample rating item Favorite
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Science says Liberals and Conservatives Are Equally Stupid No ratings yet.

It turns out that liberals and conservatives are equally stupid. A political-science journal that published a study claiming liberals were more likely to show traits associated with “being stupid” now say they were wrong. The American Journal of Political Science published a correction this year, saying that the 2012 paper has “an error” — and […]
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Facebook Will Shut Down for Three Days as a Form of Protest No ratings yet.

For years, Facebook has deleted thousands of pages and they’ve locked up thousands of people in Facebook jail, because social justice warriors pressured Facebook to censor content they personally find offensive, which is pretty much everything. Facebook has lost millions of dollars because of such censorship. For that reason, Facebook will shut down for three […]
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The United Nations have come up with a new way to prevent world war 3 and to help the world economy No ratings yet.

Fears of a third world war are at an all time high. The good news is that the United Nations have come up with a new way to prevent World War 3 from happening. It’s called the International Conflict Resolution Act. Whenever nations have a conflict, there will be three levels to resolve the conflict. […]
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Little Girl Charged With Hate Crime For Halloween Costume No ratings yet.

Last Halloween, a little girl located in St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador went trick-or-treating as a special little snowflake. She offended far-left Liberals. The little girl, whom we cannot identify under the Young Offenders Act, was sentenced to six months in a sensitivity camp for a hate crime. The reactions of those who were offended […]
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