The Purge Will Be a Real Thing in Canada No ratings yet.

Due to massive public outcry, as of March 21st, 2020, Canada will have a real life Purge. However, due to copyright laws, the Canadian government is calling it The Catharsis. “This is great!” Alex Moody said. “On that day, I can smoke as much weed as I want.” Michael Crane, an author residing in St. […]
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Eagle Caught Peeing in a Lake No ratings yet.

Christian Sasse took a photo of a bald eagle. It looks like the eagle is urinating. However, the eagle told TowniePlace, “it wasn’t me. I drink out of that lake.” It turns out, it was a geoduck clams that was taking a piss. Geoduck clams, which look almost like deformed penises, are the largest burrowing […]
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Apple Inc Will Release News App No ratings yet.

Apple Inc has plans to launch a news app exclusively on all of their products by September of 2021. Users can select from multiple categories and they can select from multiple locations. The best part is, this app will be free. Apple Inc will name this app iWitness News. Please rate this Sample rating item […]
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Corner Brook Man Peed on Rainbow No ratings yet.

Between July 14th and July 20th was pride week in the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador. While thousands attended parades and municipalities fly flags and paint rainbow crosswalks, not everybody is accepting. Several people have reported that a man in Corner Brook peed on a rainbow.  We later learned that the man’s name was […]
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Fox Spotted On Shea Heights, Newfoundland No ratings yet.

Recently, a fox has been seen wandering around Shea Heights, a community located in the city of St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador. This sparked a debate among the residents of Shea Heights. What does the fox say? Some argue that foxes say ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding. Others argue that foxes say jacha-chacha-chacha-chow. One thing that everybody knows about […]
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You’re Wiping Your Ass Wrong No ratings yet.

Have you’ve ever had a blotchy, red, irritated rectum? According to Curtis Asbury, MD, it’s because your wiping your ass wrong. There’s an article on Mentalfloss.com that gives you instructions on how you should you properly wipe your ass. Some of these tips include giving up wet wipes, investing in a bidet, drying thoroughly but […]
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All Food is Bad For You No ratings yet.

For decades, we’ve been told that we need food to live, but according to a new study, all food is bad for you. ”There are a lot foods that we think are healthy, but they’re not,”  Dr. Adan River says. Dr. River compiled a partial list of foods and beverages that are not as healthy […]
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Superman’s Costume Isn’t Gay Enough No ratings yet.

We’ve seen a huge representation of the LGBBTTQIAAU (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Bi-gender, Transgender, Trigender, Queen, Intersex, Asexual, Agender, Unsure) community in entertainment for years. Despite all the representation, it still isn’t enough for social justice warriors. Recently, Superman’s costume has caused a lot of controversy within the LGBBTTQIAAU community. This is despite the fact that […]
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Social Justice Warriors Are Full of Shit, Says Researchers No ratings yet.

Social justice is being used as a tool of “oppression,” according to a team of Canadian researchers. Meanwhile, conservative media teaches students that social justice warriors are full of shit, professors from three Canadian universities said in a presentation this week at the Congress of the Humanities and Social Sciences in Vancouver. “When students think […]
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Controversy Over No Pride Parade No ratings yet.

Three men operating under the name “Who Cares?” have presented the City of St. John’s with a list of demands to hold a parade celebrating “the diverse history, culture, and contributions of people who took no pride of their gender identity and sexual orientation.” “The LGBTQIA community gets an entire month dedicated to them,” reads […]
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