How Does Santa Make Money? No ratings yet.

Over the years, children believed that Santa’s elves make toys and Santa delivers them. From the beginning of the industrial revolution up until 1950, that was true. However, since the 1950’s Santa’s Workshop changed its business model. Santa’s Workshop is actually a charity delivery service. Major businesses pay Santa’s Workshop to deliver presents to good […]
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Superman’s Costume Isn’t Gay Enough No ratings yet.

We’ve seen a huge representation of the LGBBTTQIAAU (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Bi-gender, Transgender, Trigender, Queen, Intersex, Asexual, Agender, Unsure) community in entertainment for years. Despite all the representation, it still isn’t enough for social justice warriors. Recently, Superman’s costume has caused a lot of controversy within the LGBBTTQIAAU community. This is despite the fact that […]
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Nude Photos of Several Celebrities Leaked No ratings yet.

I suppose you clicked on this article, hoping to see nude photos of celebrities. You perv. Don’t you have anything better to do? Seriously. And you wonder why you have so much trouble meeting women, or men, or whatever gender people identify as. Maybe you should get off the internet for awhile and go outside. […]
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Breaking News: Betty White Is Still Alive No ratings yet.

TowniePlace.ca is happy to announce that Betty White is still alive. Nothing happened to her that we’re aware of, we’re just happy that she’s still alive at the age of 97. How did Betty White stay alive for 97 years? That’s a question people have wondered for  years. We finally know the answer. Betty White […]
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Captain Marvel Is the First Ever Female Superhero Movie 1/5 (1)

The Marvel Cinematic Universe made history with Captain Marvel. It’s the first movie ever to feature a female superhero, according to social justice warriors. Most of the human population kept pointing out that movies that featured female superheros have existed long before Captain Marvel. Some examples include Supergirl (released in 1984) and Wonder Woman (released […]
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Captain Marvel Isn’t For Anybody Says WWE Superstar No ratings yet.

Captain Marvel is the most politically charged movie in human history, especially when it comes to social justice. Ironically, the movie itself has very little to do with social justice. After Brie Larson said that Captain Marvel isn’t for cisgender straight white men, several so-called feminists echoed her statement. “Captain Marvel isn’t for cisgender straight […]
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The Fast and The Furious 100 Sets to Film in April 2105 No ratings yet.

Dominic Toretto’s great-grandson, Trent and his family will ride once again, when production The Fast and The Furious 100 gets underway in April 2105. Unlike previous movies, The Fast and The Furious 100 will not be a mindless action  movie, it will be a movie aimed toward social justice warriors. In The Fast and Furious […]
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All Christmas Songs Banned In Canada and the United States No ratings yet.

Disclaimer: This article is a fake. I wrote it for those with a warped sense of humor. Beginning on December 7th, radio stations across Canada, and the United States will no longer play Christmas music, due to several complaints from social justice warriors. The FCC will fine any American radio station that plays Christmas music, […]
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