How Does Santa Make Money? No ratings yet.

Over the years, children believed that Santa’s elves make toys and Santa delivers them. From the beginning of the industrial revolution up until 1950, that was true. However, since the 1950’s Santa’s Workshop changed its business model. Santa’s Workshop is actually a charity delivery service. Major businesses pay Santa’s Workshop to deliver presents to good […]
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Bullies Defend and Support Themselves Online No ratings yet.

Bullying has existed since Cain and Able. Ever since the 1980’s, bully victims stood up for themselves. Of course, bullies have always justified their actions. But now, the bullies are standing up for themselves. In fact, there was a Facebook group where bullies defend themselves and support each other. The Facebook is called Bully Safehouse. […]
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Little Girl Charged With Hate Crime For Halloween Costume No ratings yet.

Last Halloween, a little girl located in St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador went trick-or-treating as a special little snowflake. She offended far-left Liberals. The little girl, whom we cannot identify under the Young Offenders Act, was sentenced to six months in a sensitivity camp for a hate crime. The reactions of those who were offended […]
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The Deceased Have Engaged In Woke Culture No ratings yet.

Even those who have passed on have engaged in woke culture. You could say that have woke from the dead. Jessica King was a teenager who died by suicide. “We prefer to be called the living challenged,” Jessica told Townieplace.ca through a séance. “Referring to us as the D word is harmful. The last time […]
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The Purge Will Be a Real Thing in Canada No ratings yet.

Due to massive public outcry, as of March 21st, 2020, Canada will have a real life Purge. However, due to copyright laws, the Canadian government is calling it The Catharsis. “This is great!” Alex Moody said. “On that day, I can smoke as much weed as I want.” Michael Crane, an author residing in St. […]
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Apple Inc Will Release News App No ratings yet.

Apple Inc has plans to launch a news app exclusively on all of their products by September of 2021. Users can select from multiple categories and they can select from multiple locations. The best part is, this app will be free. Apple Inc will name this app iWitness News. Please rate this Sample rating item […]
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Corner Brook Man Peed on Rainbow No ratings yet.

Between July 14th and July 20th was pride week in the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador. While thousands attended parades and municipalities fly flags and paint rainbow crosswalks, not everybody is accepting. Several people have reported that a man in Corner Brook peed on a rainbow.  We later learned that the man’s name was […]
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Fox Spotted On Shea Heights, Newfoundland No ratings yet.

Recently, a fox has been seen wandering around Shea Heights, a community located in the city of St. John’s, Newfoundland and Labrador. This sparked a debate among the residents of Shea Heights. What does the fox say? Some argue that foxes say ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding. Others argue that foxes say jacha-chacha-chacha-chow. One thing that everybody knows about […]
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All Food is Bad For You No ratings yet.

For decades, we’ve been told that we need food to live, but according to a new study, all food is bad for you. ”There are a lot foods that we think are healthy, but they’re not,”  Dr. Adan River says. Dr. River compiled a partial list of foods and beverages that are not as healthy […]
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Superman’s Costume Isn’t Gay Enough No ratings yet.

We’ve seen a huge representation of the LGBBTTQIAAU (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Bi-gender, Transgender, Trigender, Queen, Intersex, Asexual, Agender, Unsure) community in entertainment for years. Despite all the representation, it still isn’t enough for social justice warriors. Recently, Superman’s costume has caused a lot of controversy within the LGBBTTQIAAU community. This is despite the fact that […]
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