It’s a Slow News Day No ratings yet.

It’s a slow news day here at TowniePlace.ca. It’s so slow, that I’m writing this article to mention that it’s a slow news day. There’s

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You Won’t Believe What People Have to Pay Taxes on Now. No ratings yet.

To say that  the people of the Newfound Kingdom are outraged, is an understatement. King Dwight, Queen Kathy, and Prince Daniel have decided to sell

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“Illegal Aliens Are Taking Our Jobs,” Says Some People No ratings yet.

Many years ago, on the planet of Oberon, a war broke between the countries of Libertas and Kratos. When the war ended, the governments of

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The Transgender Agenda Revealed No ratings yet.

TowniePlace.ca has uncovered the transgender agenda, also known as the transgenda. We’ve hired a private detective to infiltrate the transgender community. Our P.I took a

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Men Choosing to be Single Can Lead to Hate Crimes No ratings yet.

The number of men who choose to be single is increasing. Men choosing to be single isn’t a hate crime. However, it can lead to

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Science says Liberals and Conservatives Are Equally Stupid No ratings yet.

It turns out that liberals and conservatives are equally stupid. A political-science journal that published a study claiming liberals were more likely to show traits

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Facebook Will Shut Down for Three Days as a Form of Protest No ratings yet.

For years, Facebook has deleted thousands of pages and they’ve locked up thousands of people in Facebook jail, because social justice warriors pressured Facebook to

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Lawmakers in the U.S Attempting to Ban Same-Sex Marriage No ratings yet.

Lawmakers in multiple states are trying to ban same-sex marriage due to religious reasons. One of those states is Tennessee. Click here for more information.

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Gillette’s Recent Commercial Is From Another Universe No ratings yet.

Gillette recently released a commercial that encouraging men to be better. The commercial received plenty of backlash. Many people accused Gillette of male bashing. Ironically,

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Future News: Sixty Percent of Newfoundlanders Can’t Afford Electricity No ratings yet.

This is a news story from January, 2022. In other words, this news story hasn’t happened yet. Because of the high rates, 60% of Newfoundland

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