I want to make money from this blog. Right now, the only way I can do that is by selling crappy merchandise at batshit crazy expensive prices.
There are only one group of people who like dad jokes, dads! But would they be willing to buy a mug with dad jokes on them? Probably not. However, if you love your father, or if you hate him with a passion, then you can order these dad joke mugs.
Dad jokes are like black holes, they really suck.
Two onion rings walk down the street. Both were battered.
What do ghosts drink? Booze.
Where do rabbits like to eat? IHop